Ready to lead?

In a recent interview B Guz shocked the public with his refusal to answer questions concerning foreign policy, the current economic crisis and the war in Iraq. Amazingly, B Guz's lack of focus and refusal to participate in the interview has strengthened his base. A spokesperson for the Militant Stuggle Party stated that "B Guz is not interested in the boring problems of the world, he's ready to bring the focus of the nation back to positive things. Specifically, fishies" 

Shocking honesty?

"I am 3, so I don't know much about the economy or national defense." 

B Guz's approach to distinguishing himself from his opponents has so far been shocking honesty. He believes this sets him apart and above the mainstream candidates. Really? While B Guz may achieve truthiness that we haven't seen since the likes of.........well, we've never seen this kind of brutal honesty. His lack of experience and one issue platform has caused many to doubt his ability to lead. 

"A fresh face in politics" ?

A new political blog appeared this week and so far is causing quite a stir. 'Militant Stuggles Party' 

led by one 'B Guz' began getting traffic early this week and is making record strides. According to the blog the Militant Stuggles Party is primarily concerned with "Stuggles" (snuggles). The late entrance in the Presidential race has intrigued many but also caught the attention of those disenchanted by the 2 party system. However, the public knows very little about B Guz and his policies. This blog serves to inform those seeking the truth concerning this new comer.